Dad's Hat
1) the hat is a little big, but he likes it that way
2) it covers his ears (YES!), and even a bit of his neck (oh dear... but he's happy)
3) it is very soft (HUZZAH!!! and it damn well should be, with the merino/alpaca/silk blend!)
4) the colour is perfect (black... surprise, surprise)
5) he is happy
My mum, sister, and I all think it makes him look a little bit like an inmate. But he loves it, so what can you do?
I found a hat in my Christmas cracker that fits me much better than his did: